All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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