party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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