who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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