That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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