Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Even my vagina gasped.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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