i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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