Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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