"it" just moved
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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