I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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