Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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