your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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