i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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