I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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