I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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