Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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