I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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