everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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