Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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