chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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