We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize