Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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