i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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