I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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