i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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