Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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