I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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