problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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