In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can text with my tongue
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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