I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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