her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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