evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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