who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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