Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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