I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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