i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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