you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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