He had one of those small greek statue penises
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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