Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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