So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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