you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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