so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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