We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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