the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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