Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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