So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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