So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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