Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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