I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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