I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal