So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.