wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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