Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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