Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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