I think I just saw someone hide a body.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Welp...herpes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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