i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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