sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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