i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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